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What is Longoria?An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators. Ex.#1 Longoria - meme gifLongoria - videoLongoria - what is it?Famous actress, big time Spurs fan and Tony Parker's future wife. Hey, if I was Tony I'd be hitting that ass raw night after night. What does "Longoria" mean?Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003 The best actress in daytime & primetime is Eva Longoria. Longoria - what does it mean?Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood. Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her! Longoria - meaningThe most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife. Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did. Longoria - definitionEvan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI Longoria - slangthe only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives? LongoriaAn actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous! Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs LongoriaA very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays. I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria. LongoriaA person in the military service who serves no real purpose,uses up most of the resources in the area while being lazy and complains about everything. You are so lazy, you are being a fucking Longoria! |
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