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What is Lohan?
A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."
"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
Lohan - meme gif
Lohan - video
Lohan - what is it?
blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.
D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)
What does "Lohan" mean?
Lohaning is self medicating before an important function
I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.
Lohan - what does it mean?
to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"
i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan
Lohan - meaning
noun, a woman in her 20s who experiments with being a lesbian but really isn't.
"Jeannie is such a Lohan. She was making out with a guy just a week ago."
Lohan - definition
to lose a grip on reallity. to get strung out on drugs and alchohol. to blow it all. bizarre behavior
Miley Cyrus went Lohan at the VMA's
Lohan - slang
A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.
For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.
(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.
(wife)-Why honey?
(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?
(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.
Lohan
a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs
Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."
or
Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"
Lohan
Similar to a Nip Slip; Intentional slutiness;
Check out Paris Hilton's Lohan. What a slut.
Lohan
verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s
"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."