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What is Loaf?
Verb: To Loaf-- Colloquial form of language expressing the observation of someone else’s or one’s own flatulence and or incontinence. The release of gaseous fecal odors.
Noun: Loaf-- Gaseous Fecal Odor
Adjective: Loafy-- Smelling like gaseous fecal odor
Position of entitlement: Dr. Loafenstein, The Loafman
Verb:
1. My Mom loafed in the kitchen and I lost my appetite.
2. Oh shit!! Jack loafed on my dinner.
3. Oh No… August loafed on his date.
4. Wow, I ate all that spaghetti and have been baking loaf all night.
5. It smelt terrible, she loafed in the shower!!!!
Noun:
1. Aww sick, did you smell that loaf?
2. Who’s making hot loaf?
3. Hey honey are you making hot loaf again?
Adjective:
1. She smelt really loafy after all of that hibachi.
2. I was feeling very loafy so I had to sleep in the bathroom.
Position of entitlement:
1. Damn Dr. Loafenstein, what did you eat?
2. They call me the Loafman.
3. Some call me the Loafman Jr.
4. Loafin like my Daddy.
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Loaf - video
Loaf - what is it?
So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.
This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:
"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"
"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"
What does "Loaf" mean?
I had a loaf today
Loaf - what does it mean?
Large Overly-Aggressive Female.
Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.
Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!
I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.
Loaf - meaning
Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
Loaf - definition
A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.
TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too
Loaf - slang
To show affection to one or many people
Example 1 -Loaf you man hope u feel better
Loaf
Used mostly by hockey players, Word used to describe hair.
Ek: Whats with the hat? The Flyers are dog shit bud.
Boomer: I know, I know but the Loaf's lookin pretty dry today boys.
Loaf
This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.
Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.
Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!
Loaf
when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread
a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch
i.e Lady cat you're loafing!
i.e What are you doing today?
Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment