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What is Lion King?
when you cum on a girls forehead and then draw a line across the forehead with your thumb and whisper "Simba"
frank-"she told me i drew a line across her face with my cum and whispered "simba"
Joe-"ahh nice bro you gave her the ol' lion king"
Lion King - video
Lion King - what is it?
Noun
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"
What does "Lion King" mean?
When you wipe your cum across a girls forehead and start calling her Simba.
I was having sex with this random girl last night, and then I pulled a lion king and now I have her name as Simba in my phone.
Lion King - what does it mean?
by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now
and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3
simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..
simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa
Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!
last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*
hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*
Lion King - meaning
After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers "simba"
Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.
Lion King - definition
My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
Lion King - slang
When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
Lion King
During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman's vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" (Intro to Lion King)
"Look at the veins in my forearms" -Cueball
"What Happened?" -Rodwell
"I pulled a Lion King on that bitch last night" -Cueball
"You're a god..." -Rodwell
Lion King
The Lion King is great.
Lion King
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"