What is Langers?

A silly man,fool, idiot, somebody who is very drunk,

the background of the word comes from county Cork in Ireland

that lads a langer
he is some langer

Langers - meme gif

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland

1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

Irish-English spoken in Cork:

Wanker, jerk-off

The langers from Dublin took the trophee

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

Langers means cool. Well actually it means sodomy, but sodomy is cool.

Dude 1: "Dude the cast of Monk are doing a special reunion" Dude 2: "Langers!"

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

Derivitive of langer meaning drunk or 'pissed'

I was so langers after the pub last night I woke up in the park, boy!