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What is Weekend?
a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.
janet ( on a monday night) : oh, beth where's chris?
beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.
janet: oh he's a weekender.......
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Weekend - what is it?
What one who works a full-time job will catch at a certain point in the week where they are no longer willing to do work in anticipation to the upcoming weekend; similar to the more popular 'senioritis' often found in high schools.
On Thursday afternoon Stacy threw down her work and said "I'm done, I'm not doing anymore, I've got a severe case of weekenditis," as she strolled off to the break room for an undetermined amount of time.
What does "Weekend" mean?
The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.
As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.
TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!
Weekend - what does it mean?
Surviving off of the breaks and reliefs of the weekends; like paycheck to paycheck
Guy: Dude, I'm so tired!
Dude: Me too, I'm practically living weekend to weekend!
Weekend - meaning
A giver of false hope.
The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.
Before the weekend: Two days off means more time to work on stuff!
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE
Weekend - definition
A time spent enjoying life where the presses of work are not on your shoulders spend with loved ones or family enjoying hobbies,partying or just vegging.
It's the weekend
Weekend - slang
To do lay around and do nothing for 2 days
What you gonna do this weekend?
Absolutely, nothing.
Weekend
Weekend is a word often used to describe something as being fully epic. It comes from the idea that the weekend is the best part of the week. And so if something is also "weekend" then it is also matches that level of greatness.
"Wow, that girl is so weekend!"
"I saw that band last night, it was weekend!"
"Having sex with her was weekend"
Weekend
Person1: What will you do this weekend?
Person2: Work.
Weekend
Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.
Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!