Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Laids?

intercourse in which the agitating characteristics apparent from one's lack of a sex life are trumped; usually refers to the instance in which a repressed male is laid by a woman, and is particularly suggestive of sex where the woman takes up the dominate position of riding the male from on top.

(1) Man, you definitely need to get laid.

(2) She laid him out like Sunday's ironing.

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Laids - video


Laids - what is it?

to have been fucked the night before (probably).
usually a one time thing.

girl 1: did you hear? sara got laid by some hot junior from another school.
girl 2: lucky bitch.
silence.
girl 1: why are we talking like guys?
girl 2: ew, i don't know. let's stop.
girl 1: yeah.. GETTIN' LAID!
girl 2: (stares)
girl 1: sorry.

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What does "Laids" mean?

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

Getting laid means you have casual sex with someone, or non-casual sex with someone you don't really care for. You would never said you got laid by someone you love.

The term is mostly used by guys, because most guys are insensitive pricks, but some girls use it too as some girls are insensitive pricks as well. It's mostly used for telling your friends the day after.

Guy: So, how did it go with the girl in the party last night?
Guy2: All the way, dude. I got laid!

Guy: I just got laid, dude!
Guy3: You know, it kinda tells a lot about what you think about girls, the way you talk.

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Laids - what does it mean?

1.to have intercoarse with someone.
2.to pleasure yourself with somone that you will never see again.
3. to do the best thing known to man kind
4. what happens to the girl in the herbal essensces comercial with shampoo

ooooohhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhh
thats the spot baby right there yes yes yes yes little to the left aaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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Laids - meaning

Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.

Guy: Hey, would you like to go back to my place and have the laids?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.

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Laids - definition

To have sex.

I just got laid.

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Laids - slang

to be fucked.

i laid my chick like there was no tommorow.

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Laids

it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked

Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol

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Laids

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.

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Laids

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

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