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What is Lactose?
A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.
I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.
Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!
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Lactose - what is it?
Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.
i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant
What does "Lactose" mean?
1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).
I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.
Lactose - what does it mean?
Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.
Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.
Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?
Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
Lactose - meaning
a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."
Lactose - definition
The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat
Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.
Lactose - slang
Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.
Lactose
Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
Lactose
He has a lactose personality.
Lactose
When your dick squirts from out of your body and the girl starts spraying semen from her breasts
During the hardcore sex, the couple started lactosing