Definder - what does the word mean?

What is lactose intolerant?

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

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lactose intolerant - video


Lactose intolerant - what is it?

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

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What does "lactose intolerant" mean?

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.

Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.

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Lactose intolerant - what does it mean?

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

β€œNick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” β€œI am”

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Lactose intolerant - meaning

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).

I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

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Lactose intolerant - definition

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.

Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.

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Lactose intolerant - slang

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

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Lactose intolerant

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

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Lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

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Lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

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