Definder - what does the word mean?

What is LONK?

n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.

guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...

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LONK - meme gif

LONK meme gif

LONK - video


LONK - what is it?

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

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What does "LONK" mean?

another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!

Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"

Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"

Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"

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LONK - what does it mean?

A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL

ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere

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LONK - meaning

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

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LONK - definition

A "name" or "title" that means "The Aborted Legend"

"Hello, my name is (insert name) but you can call me Lonk."

"Damn, that man is a Lonk."

"Guys I'm Lonk!"

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LONK - slang

to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo

dude, jane did some major lonking last night

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LONK

v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.

Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!

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LONK

Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.

House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

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HEY THAT SHEEP IS NAMED LONK

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