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What is LENT?A 40 day reminder of how pointless Christianity really is. Lent is also a terrible time to be a lobster. LENT - meme gifLENT - videoLENT - what is it?The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent. I am lenting this week, so no meat for me. What does "LENT" mean?Noun. The forty days of prayer, repentance, almsgiving, and self-denial that prepares Christians for Holy Week and imitates Jesusβ own period of fasting, meditation, and temptation in the wilderness. Today it is popular among the pseudoreligious, who abstain from nominal vices such as swearing and eating chocolate. For these vacuous individuals, Lent is a compromise to the taxing, 365-day commitment New Yearβs resolutions demand. Tiny decided to give up biting her nails for Lent, but forgot about her resolution within a week. LENT - what does it mean?when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross LENT - meaningA time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made. "the pope has just declared lent" LENT - definitionThe time of the year 40 days before Easter that remembers both the 40 days of Jesus's temptation in the desert by Satan and the 40 years the Jews wandered the desert with Moses. Is also the time of year when your parents force you to church more and they make you give stuff up. I gave up chocolate for Lent. LENT - slangA Christian/Catholic holiday in which you give up something such as candy, cracking your knuckles, etc. She gave up sweets and fried food for Lent. LENT1 - the 40-day period from Ash Wednesday until Easter, observed by many Christians as a time for penitence, fasting, and devotion. He felt bad for raping that drunk girl in her hotel room on Bourbon St, but then he remembered that Lent began the next day. LENTThat 40 day long period where Christians attempt to emulate Christ-like suffering and minimalism through only the lamest and most half-assed undertakings. Jesus: I toiled in the desert for 40 days and nights. Then I was beaten until I lost 17.8 litres of blood. LENTLent is a season in the Christian Church which focuses on repentance, peneitance, devotion and renewal. Lent begins on Ash Wednesday and ends on Easter. This is a total of 40 days, excluding Sundays. Kelly gave up chocolate and television for Lent. |
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