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What is Ash Wednesday?

The day 40 days before Good Friday in the Catholic/Christian Calendar. Marks the beginning of Lent.

I went to church on Ash Wednsday

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Ash Wednesday - video


Ash Wednesday - what is it?

In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:

Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.

Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.

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What does "Ash Wednesday" mean?

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

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Ash Wednesday - what does it mean?

When you are 69'ing and the girl is on top and then the girl sharts therefore releasing a shot of poop onto the mans forehead in reference to the Ash Wednesday cross.

Oh man, we were 69'ing and she Ash Wednesday'd the shit out of me.

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Ash Wednesday - meaning

A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.

Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!

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Ash Wednesday - definition

The act of deliberately putting a cigarette out on the forehead of an opponent.

The next time that son of a bitch Bob rats me out to my girlfriend, he's getting an Ash Wednesday and a pair of Irish Sunglasses!

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Ash Wednesday - slang

When a girl lays flat on her back and a man stands ,preferably squats, down and puts his dick in the girls mouth while he takes a shit on her forehead and then rubs it in after the girl has sucked him off...

AH shit bro i just walked in on my dad giving my mom an Ash Wednesday

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Ash Wednesday

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.

I went to Ash Wednesday last week

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Ash Wednesday

In Christian tradition, the first day of the 40-day season of Lent, which recalls the last days spent on earth by Jesus.

I gave up wearing nice socks for Lent, so my feet have been uncomfortable since Ash Wednesday.

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Ash Wednesday

When he cums on his hand and then uses it to make a sign of the cross on your forehead, similar to the catholic tradition of getting ashes on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.

Robert: Dude, the other day me and my girl tried something new. I came in my hand, put some on my finger and gave her a good ol Ash Wednesday.

Jimmy: That sounds super fun.

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