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What is Bourbon?
Literal hell in a drink. Also known as a cheap knock-off of heaven in a drink; Scotch.
Guy: *drinks* Eww what the fuck is this!
Bartender: It's bourbon!
Bourbon - meme gif
Bourbon - video
Bourbon - what is it?
A stand-in for the N-word. Safe for any non POCs to use (probably)
āo whattuuup my-
(Oh shit Iām white)
-bourbon!ā
What does "Bourbon" mean?
Initially, a type of biscuit. However a group of yorkshire lads coined the term when providing the game 'soggy biscuit' with a specific type of biscuit. Therefore, bourbon is a specific version of the game, ie 'fancy a game of bourbon?'or 'me and her ate a bourbon last night'.
'fancy a game of bourbon?'or 'me and her ate a bourbon last night'.
Bourbon - what does it mean?
A small hick town in Missouri where the teenage girls drink in the school bathroom and case around 30 year old guys for some dick and then call "rape" and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussgy oh and if your not a teacher or staffs kid you dont get picked for shit.
Today i got kicked out of Bourbon high sxhool for drinking vodka in the girls bathroom
Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
Bourbon - meaning
The buiscuit.
But prononced 'BOOOOOUUUUURRRRRBOOOOOOON!'
Can be used in any situation.
Has songs going along with it.
Par example une - 'Bour to the bon to the bour bour bon'
Par example deux - 'Bon to the bour to the bon bon bour'
BOOOUUUURRRRBOOOOOOOON was actually invented in a tent on a hill by Bryony and Kerry.
See Eaw for an example.
Kerry - BOURBON!
Bryony - BOURBON I'm warning you!
Kerry - OH BOURBON YOURSELF.
Bourbon - definition
A drink that makes your voice temporarily go deeper.
Jonathan: "Why's your voice so deep?"
Ethan: "Sorry, I had a little to much bourbon last night."
Jonathan: "Yeah, bourbon does make your voice deep!"
Ethan: "Want some?"
Jonathan: "Nah, I don't want to sound old."
Ethan: "Fair enough, more for me!"
Bourbon - slang
When a limp, stubby, non-erect penis is inserted into the female partner's anus, using clotted cream as lubricant. The penis is swished around in a whisking motion until the penis becomes erect - resembling a Bourbon biscuit.
Boris was excited for later, as any English man would be when they're given the privilege to try out the Bourbon technique!
Bourbon
A small hick town in Missouri where teenage girls drink in school and case around 30 year old guys to fuck and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussy oh and if your not a teachers kid you wont get expected for shit.
Today I got kicked out of bourbon high school because i got caught drinking vodka in the bathrooms.
Man its a nice day in Bourbon to drive my lifted truck and serach for some 7th grade pussy.
Bourbon
1. A county in Kentucky, known for its extremely clean natural spring.
2. An American whiskey produced in the county of Bourbon, Kentucky.
1. We went to Bourbon to tour the Jim Beam distillery.
2. We got so hammered on free samples of Bourbon at the Jim Beam distillery.
Bourbon
Quite possibly the single greatest liquor known to man . Serve straight up, lest you ruin perfection.
All bourbons are delicious, but if you've got the cash go for 101 proof Wild Turkey Bourbon. Can't go wrong.