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What is Kurtz?
N. Author of the web-based comic "PvP". Also known for being a hypocrite, his rants & raves, advice instructing children to take over the counter drugs so they can stay awake to play video games, general advice on how everyone should run their life, and his enormous ego. Mostly his ego.
"I got news for you people..."
"Video games will retard your child..."
"I love playing games."
"Let me tell you..."
"...I can say whatever I want in the strip..."
Kurtz - meme gif
Kurtz - video
Kurtz - what is it?
Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
If you're lucky, maybe one of Kurtz Kidz will agree to sell you a Sonic Blue JagStang.
What does "Kurtz" mean?
When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".
Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"
Kurtz - what does it mean?
The most handsome blader; Beat Kukulcan's owner.
Kurtz Baratier is my dad.
Kurtz - meaning
The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion
Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable
Kurtz - definition
A person who likes to like butt cheese or cheese under neath other peoples nuts.
eww i can't believe she pulled a kurtz infront of the hippy in the prius
Kurtz - slang
Adj. Derrogitory term for a white person of cracker. To convey the lameness of a white person. A suck up or brown nose.
See that bitch in his khakis, he's such a kurtz.
Kurtz
To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).
conversation:
Person #1: "Not rushing you, but I noticed we haven’t gotten a new EEO topic for January yet. I’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."
Person #2 (Kurtz): "They are in the binders I gave at the annual meeting Jan-June is there."
BAM! He's been Kurtzed!
Kurtz
To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.
Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Kurtz
a guy that lies about his about past relationships with other girls.
1. so are you gonna stop being a jerk, or are u gonna be kurtz all your life?
2. Dont let your new b/f kurtz you, ask him from the begginning.