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What is Kristos?

A Kristos is a real well dressed dude who has the biggest heart. Kristos’ will love you and treat you right for 3 weeks, after that he’s out! Kristos’ are funny, flirtatious and hangs out with their family a lot. Kristos’ usually have the most beautiful eyes so don’t be scared to stare at them all day, they love that! Kristos’ make up a lot of shit and act like you’re their everything but really get tired of you quick if you care about them. Beware of Kristos’

OMG you have eyes like a Kristos”

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Kristos - what is it?

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

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What does "Kristos" mean?

Noun) A Holy/Disc Priest.
Adjective) Loving of Alter Boys.
Verb) The act of hating Shadow.

Noun) Kristos dies often in raids.
Adjective) The kristos pastor was arrested the other day.
Verb) I would respec but I kristos that style.

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Kristos - what does it mean?

A kid that's a model and a kid that never come to school

theres a kristo

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Kristos - meaning

1- a lord or person of prestige
2- the leader of an invading country
3- one with a grand scheme or ideal

"is that the kristos?"
"my that kristos has a big army"
"always one step ahead, that kristos is"

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Kristos - definition

A person who is all around perfect. Everyone loves him, he is the greatest thing after Jesus of course.

Everyone loves him. He has a lot of friends, everyone wants to meet a Kristo in real life. That's a fact.

Oh wow, he is pulling a Kristo

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Kristos - slang

A person who is just all around perfect, one who you can always trust and looks great in anything...or in nothing at all. He is the hottest and sexiest guy that has ever lived. He is also the best kisser and is a very intelligent guy.

Girl 1: Man I have the greatest boyfriend in the world.

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Kristo : )

Girl 2: You are incredibly lucky : (

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Kristos

Greatest of all time. God-like.

Michael Jordan was the Kristo of the NBA

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Kristos

Is a name for a boy that is very successful gets all the girls comes with a big package and is God a like
He is basically the Goat

Girl 1:Wow look at that guy he is so cute
Girl 2:He looks like a Kristos
Girl 1:yeah he probably is

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Kristos

A teenage boy who doesnt really know whats going on... and if he does, he certainly doesn't show it. Most often attractive, and loves to be naked.

"he wasn;t paying attention, totally pulling a kristos"

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