Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Knitting?

Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.

Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.

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Knitting - meme gif

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Knitting - video


Knitting - what is it?

Something tight, cool, amazing, awesome-sauce

β€œThat vacay was so knit!”

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What does "Knitting" mean?

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

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Knitting - what does it mean?

Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.

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Knitting - meaning

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

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Knitting - definition

The act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of "one" and "two." Similar to the "knit one, pearl two" in knitting. Perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.

Jill: So what did you do this weekend Jack?
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..

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Knitting - slang

The buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. Knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still classified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.

Bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my chores. Im knitting right now because im anticipating this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.

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Knitting

Having really great sex.

guy 1: I was totally knitting last night with my girl.

guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?

guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!

guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!

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Knitting

knitting is transferring some loops onto the other stick and the output is a puffy fabrik. you can use different types of sticks and stick transfer methods to make the fabrik a different shape or texture.

knitting is one of my favorite hobbies.

i like to knit

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Knitting

When two old people over the age of 70 have sex

mom are grampa and grandma knitting?

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