What is Knit?

When two old people over the age of 70 have sex

mom are grampa and grandma knitting?

Knit - meme gif

I did some knitting last night !

A girl who is hot where it matters. i.e. between the KNees and tITs.

She isn't the cutest, but she's super knit!

Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.

Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

Once I knitted a square

One who is seen as a fool and a "retard"

Oh thats Shane Moran, he's a knit.

Something tight, cool, amazing, awesome-sauce

“That vacay was so knit!”

Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.