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What is Kirkby?
If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”
Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!
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Kirkby - video
Kirkby - what is it?
Kirkby Steak, A fine delicacy only afforded to the fortunate few with jobs in Kirkby. Known on the rest of Merseyside and country wide as "Spam"
Wayne: What you got on them butty's Colleen?
Colleen: I've saved up all my giro money and bought a can of Spam
Wayne: You cant beat a bit of Kirkby Steak
What does "Kirkby" mean?
Home to the best secondary school in the north-west, KSGS, filled with slabs and chavs but hosts the best sesh’s at the social club. There are more chips shops and pubs then there are people.
Person 1: Would you like to go to Kirkby Stephen today?
Person 2: Only if the social club is open!
Kirkby - what does it mean?
A town with a large cultural variety consisting of chavs, grebs, slags and old people. Most of these Chavs and slags gather at "the acre" and "morven", both situated near Kirkby town centre, and participate in modern cultural activities mostly drinking and engaging in sexual intercourse in public toilets. While the grebs stay at home complaining about there lives on social media websites listening to "rock" music. Also in kirkby is ashfield comprehensive school which is one of the worst schools in Nottingham and is run by idiots specifically the head teacher. But if your to idiotic to get into ashfield theres always Kirkby centre. But kirkby-in-Ashfield is relatively good compared to rival town Sutton-in-Ashfield as both teenage pregnancies and drink related deaths are considerably lower. Also situated on he Kirkby/Sutton border, but ultimately in sutton, lies "lemmo" the most deprived and dangerous estate in the whole of Nottinghamshire, where most of the rivalry between Sutton and Kirkby happens. Overall Kirkby-in-Ashfield is most pleasant area to live compare to Sutton.
Kirkby-in-Ashfield
Greb: don't talk to me I hate you, I hate life , I hate my family, i hate that cat and I hate his fucking world!
Chav: mate, I only asked you what he fucking time was! Chill the fuck out!
(2 boy watching fight)
Boy 1: Jesus Christ, only happen in Kirkby!
Boy 2: no mate, just imagine loving in Sutton!
Boy 1: I don't even want to think about it!
Kirkby - meaning
The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.
When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale
Kirkby - definition
A term used when one person headbutts another
Andy had a fight with Colin and gave him a Kirkby Kiss
Kirkby - slang
When a man begs hia partner for deeper anal penetration. Derived from Captain Kirk in Star Trek who was often asking Scotty for more thrust
Grahman bent Matt over aa Matt shouted out Kirkby.
Kirkby
A little place in the lovely city of Nottingham. Filled with scumm bags. Anyone who shows the slightest bit of intelligence or individuality will get beaten up or called in this lovely little town.
Good day children.
Once I was down kirkby with some friends and some scumm bags were chasing us and one said 'Get va one in da red jacket', meaning me.
Kirkby
They will rob your socks,your washing off the line,your car they go to a shopping centre called the townie and that's all thats there smack heads galore make sure your got some odds/ spare change while visiting this dump
Kirkby la la sock robbers
Kirkby
Crazy, why do people from Huyton go to Kirkby college? They will only be bullied!
I went to kirkby and came back with no socks :P