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What is Kershaw?Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite. I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!! Kershaw - meme gifKershaw - videoKershaw - what is it?Cockney rhyming slang for poor. Can you spare me some change, I'm a bit Kershaw. What does "Kershaw" mean?Rhyming Slang for Poor. "Could you spare me some money? I'm a bit Kershaw at the moment." Kershaw - what does it mean?The act of shaking a girls hand in a proper manner after having sex with her. Knowing that you will ignore her because now you have no interest. The night was going great until I was kershawed he still hasn't called me back! Kershaw - meaningWhen you get absolutely obliterated whilst out clubbing, pass out in the club toilets and wake up in hospital. Man, I can't remember anything from last night, I was so kershawed! Kershaw - definitionTo pull out of a female, blow load in left hand, and throw cum at a high velocity on a woman's chest. Last night I kershawed on my chick's tits, think I hit mid 80's with that jizz. Kershaw - slang- verb - to wander, to roam aimlessly, to travel without a destination or reason. Brian is going to kershaw today because he is bored. Chris is kershawing again today because he has been sitting at his desk for longer than 20 minutes. KershawA person who is generally considered elite in their particular sport, but who seems to choke regularly in important games or situations. Can be synonymous with a player who performs well in a regular season, or smaller events, but chokes in the playoffs, postseason, or major events. Named for Clayton Kershaw, starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, who as of 10/10/2019 sports a career 2.44 ERA in the regular season, but 4.43 ERA in the postseason. Bryan's team missed a chance to make the state soccer championship last night because he allowed a season worst 7 goals. He's such a Kershaw! KershawHaving success up to the point where it really matters, and then inexplicably shitting your pants. The Dodgers play well through September, but always kershaw against the Cardinals in October. Kershawto 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion. Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him. |
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