Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Keebler?

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"

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Keebler - what is it?

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.

Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.

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What does "Keebler" mean?

Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.

My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!

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Keebler - what does it mean?

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.

Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!

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Keebler - meaning

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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Keebler - definition

When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.

Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.

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Keebler - slang

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

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Keebler

Slang I coined. Refers to that wanna be white guys who hangs out at Inner City (All Black) night clubs.

A Club Cracker

Yo check out dat Keebler trying to Pop n lock.
Look like dat muh-fuh got da eplepsy or sumpin'

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Keebler

Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.

Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"

Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."

Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."

Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."

Julie: "Gross."

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Keebler

Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.

I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.

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