What is chip?

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.

1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!

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Chip - what is it?

to donate money, typically for beer

If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.

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What does "chip" mean?

Generally a small piece of fried potato.

In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.

In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.

If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.

Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?

A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.

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Chip - what does it mean?

A quick hit, usually to the face or chin. To punch or jab someone.

Yo I swear da next time I see dat nigga imma chip him

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Chip - meaning

Weak and fragile in need of constant attention, needs someone to constantly be scooping them up.

Yo drop that girl that won't stop texting you-- She sounds like a total chip.

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Chip - definition

Singular: a California Highway Patrol officer.
Plural: ChiPs - as in the 80's tv show. Erik Estrada played Poncho ("Ponch") & some other dude played his partner, Jon. Quality show.