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What is Kaleo?
Usually extremely short. Thinks very highly of himself and yet has poor grades. He's bossy and has commitment issues. He's got a beer belly and dad bod. He acts gay around his closest friend's and even though he's short he goes for the tall girls. He will most likely end up in jail for stupid shit.
Oh it's kaleo
Kaleo - meme gif
Kaleo - video
Kaleo - what is it?
Kaleo is sooooo Hot
What does "Kaleo" mean?
This a sexual act in which ur partner bends over un half and proceeds to suck in your entire genitalia. After this, you flick them back up still the balls in the mouth and usually will cause the man to ejaculate instantly getting it all over the women's face. She then finally gets the balls out if her mouth and starts going ham on another dude who was watching the whole time.
Dude, why are ur balls swolen.
Sorry bro my girl gave me the Dirty Kaleo
Kaleo - what does it mean?
A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.
The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).
Kaleo - meaning
An egregious fellow who is always nonplussed.
He's a real Kaleo!
Kaleo - definition
noun.
someone who is independent and loves to do whatever he feels like and is awesome at it!
Batman is like a kaleo! He's so awesome!
Kaleo - slang
Kaleo is a funny, kind, and skilled boy. His only problem is that he’s short, so his opinions therefore do not matter. And his name has Kale in it, so automatically he is the gayest vegetable. Or bisexual, for I don’t discriminate
shit, kaleo
Kaleo
An absolute shit human, on the good days
Jk he’s cool as shitttt
Kaleo:sends me memes all day
Also Kaleo:has a freaking cute dog
Kaleo
Kaleo: Baddass, ruler of all, coolest person ever.
Kaleo: "Would you like a hotdog in your bun" and "porn and lotions"
Kaleo
A very independent but social person. He loves to laugh with his friends and is an overall good, friendly person. A smart person who doesn’t shove it into people’s faces. Doesn’t let people down, tends to be a bit awkward but knows when and how to love someone. Very attractive to many but has an amazing personality once you meet them. Very loving and makes you feel special, you’re very lucky to have a Kaleo in your life.
”Kaleo is very kind and attractive.”
”You should get to know him better, he’s amazing once you become friends.”