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What is KLUNK?
Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
KLUNK - meme gif
KLUNK - video
KLUNK - what is it?
The sweet definition given to a goal scored during a game of soccer when the ball ricochets off of the goal post and lands sweetly at the mercy of the striker to bury it..
On some games consoles the trick is to master where on the pitch you need to shoot from...
Long pass from Benayoun... finds Harewood.... passes cygan...skins past Ashley Cole...shoots!!... oh its cannoned off the post....it falls to ZAMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zamora finishes with a Klunkety Klunk from 10 yards out!
West Ham 3, Arsenal 0
The FA Cup is finally going home to Upton Park!
What does "KLUNK" mean?
Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)
When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.
Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.
Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."
KLUNK - what does it mean?
To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
KLUNK - meaning
Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.
Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.
KLUNK - definition
When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.
*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)
KLUNK - slang
The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.
Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !
KLUNK
when something/someone is sub par or doesnt meet expectations or breaks down. Also can be used to describe a feeling or state of mind.
"hey dude, your car is pretty klunks"
"hey im not feeling too well today....i feel klunks"
KLUNK
getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"
i came into work late today and got klunked
KLUNK
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"