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What is Judge Judy?
A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.
Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.
Judge Judy - video
Judge Judy - what is it?
what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.
The apacolypse
What does "Judge Judy" mean?
Judge Judy is none other than a yankee doodle judge who has the cases that are brought before her in court televised. One can only assume that these "cases" are fake, because they're all quite stupid like "Mr Gonzales threw a stone in my yard. I feel extremely threatened and like I can't even live at my home in the same way. He also deliberately splashes water on my driveway while watering his bluebells. It is plainly eroding the concrete away and I want full compensation for all damage costs. I am so discriminated against." And then the defendent would make their rebuttle which would be something of the same sort. Judge Judy then would ask her assistant to make the huge walk from the judges desk thing to the plaintiff and defendent's tables to retrieve pointless photos of the "crime scene", and then interrogate both with pointless questions and hand gestures.
Herman: Hey! Let's watch Judge Judy
Rolf: No way man... she brat in bratwurst.
Judge Judy - what does it mean?
Judge Judy decides cases on what you look or act like, not on what the facts are!
Judge Judy - meaning
Some old bitch on T.V. who just yells even if you don't look at her, well why the fuck would you wanna look at that ugly old wrinkled face for? She yells way too much, you have to turn your t.v. down because of her annoying voice, and I hate her
Judge Judy is a bitch
Judge Judy - definition
An avatar of Satan. Judge Judy seduces simple minded human beings into its media courtroom with promises of financial rewards and celebrity if they renounce Justice. Having renounced Justice, the litigants are then subjected to Judge Judy's derision, ridicule, sarcasm, and hatred. Judge Judy supports and nourishes itself on the psychological pain and suffering it inflicts on those foolish enough to renounce Justice for money and fame.
Judge Judy came into being when Malevolent Intent fornicated with the Electronic Media. Judge Judy was nursed by the witch Joyful Cruelty and raised by Ratingswar. Judge Judy is destined to preside in its electronic courtroom until the Judgement Day when Judge Judy will be defeated by Justice.
Judge Judy - slang
A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:
You know what you are? You're a NERD.
Shut up, NERD!
It's because I'm smart.
It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.
When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.
After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.
Judge Judy
A bitch who needs to get laid.
QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago
Judge Judy
a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.
Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.
Judge Judy
Satan's annoying little sister.
Satan kicked Judge Judy out of hell because she was too much of a bitch.