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What is bratwurst?
An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
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Bratwurst - what is it?
That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.
What does "bratwurst" mean?
The act of defacating and packing a huge, delicious mouthful of dip (preferably Grizzly Straight) simultaneously.
After a long night of taco bell feasting, Kevin and Matt both enjoyed two vicious bratwursts.
Bratwurst - what does it mean?
A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.
"When she took her clothes off, my fears came true. Her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was bratwurst"
Bratwurst - meaning
A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.
That dude has a huge bratwurst!
Bratwurst - definition
Similar to the term "rice" when referring to automobiles, but in specific relation to cars of German manufacture. Always used when speaking of vehicles which have been unnecessarily "suped up" in ways that make them glow and loud, but never fast, and never by anyone who would know how to drive the cars properly.
That GTI is pure Bratwurst.
Bratwurst - slang
A German sausage
A derogatory term, usually with reference to the penis.
get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.
Hinnerk (who happens to be German) rather enjoys a juicy bratwust at supper time.
- "Hinnerk??" - "YEEEEESSSS???" - "you are such a damn bratwurst" - "SPOOME"
Bratwurst
1. adj: A way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or petulant.
2. n: A meaty yet small sausage of highly seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.
Instead of saying: "Stop being such a brat"
Say:"Stop being such a BRATWURST"
Bratwurst
Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple.... 1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any* German town.
*not confirmed
Shit son, there's 5 of us and this taxi only fits 4! Don't worry pimp daddy i'll ask the taxi driver if he minds if we Bratwurst.
Bratwurst
A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.