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What is t.v?
A method of sexual exploration involving:
1. Kill your girlfriend
2. Put her in the freezer
3. Stick her in the microwave until she is nice and toasty.
4. Serve with tortilla chips
That bitch was totally uptight, youknowwhatimean? I mean she was cold baby, she wouldn't do anything, not oral, anal, the reach around, or even have an orgy with 2 other girls and a man in a Santa Claus outfit. But I fixed that when I unleashed the T.V. Dinner on her.
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t.v - video
T.v - what is it?
That ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.
Guy 1: "Yo, John. Turn the channel back. My T.V. Telepathy is telling me the show is back on."
Guy 2: "No way, man. It's only been a minute."
(Three minutes later)
Guy 1: "Way to go. We missed who the killer is."
Guy 2: "Sorry I didn't trust your T.V. Telepathy."
What does "t.v" mean?
A Gourmet Family Meal for the WHITE TRASH FAMILY, its healthy nutricious and those little fuckers with the mullets just love em!!
EX. 1. Hey ma, can u put another one of them darn T.V. Dinners in the microwave, im as hungry as a rat in a trailer park.
EX. 2. Damn woman i come home spectin u thave some god damn food cooked for me, and all i come home to is this raggedy ass T.V. Dinner, come over heyah so i can slap the salt out your mouth Biatch!!!
T.v - what does it mean?
The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning.
T.V. Coma
T.v - meaning
When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.
When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
T.v - definition
(noun) a variation of the hot carl when you are out of Saran wrap and have to use aluminum foil.
Sherry freaked when she saw I was out of Saran wrap. I said, "Don't worry baby", pulled out the aluminum foil and gave her a nice T.V. Dinner.
T.v - slang
A remote control. A T.V. remote. A small rectangular piece of plastic used to turn on the television.
Hey! Pass me the T.V. box, Bitch, yelled Kale.
Get off your lazy ass, replied Lawrence.
T.v
The act of eating a woman out while watching television.
Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner
T.v
Variant of TV. A short form of television.
T.v
The secretive way of saying "tuna vagina" when you really don't want anyone else to know what you're talking about.
Connor: Hey, where's your mother?
Lisa: She must be hiding in someone's T.V.
Connor: Oh, ok.
Lisa: Yeah she's sniffing a B.B.!!!