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What is Jolt cola?(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely. Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch. Jolt cola - videoJolt cola - what is it?The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere. Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever! What does "Jolt cola" mean?tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition Jolt cola - what does it mean?a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee. Jolt cola - meaningthat shit has so much fucking caffine in i drank some of that jolt shit, and i Jolt cola - definitionan adjective used to describe something amazing or something /someone very, very energetic. dude that kid got to stay home to play cod 4 modern warfare II !?!!!!! Jolt cola - slangBack when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers. I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt. Jolt colathe drink of pro's get your supply from jolt.co.uk or pm heaton Jolt colaJolt Cola, the Hackers drink of Choice. "Jolt Cola, for those late night hacks" Jolt colaA high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew. I was very disappointed that they stopped selling Jolt. Now what I am going to do? |
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