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What is Johanson?
One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)
Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson
Johanson - meme gif
Johanson - video
Johanson - what is it?
elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!
me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"
What does "Johanson" mean?
the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.
Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha
Johanson - what does it mean?
Coolest, hottest girl alive...plus quite good at h/u
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmm ummmm
Johanson - meaning
Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"
Johanson - definition
elise is so fucking hot
"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"
Johanson - slang
A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.
You're being such a Danziger Johanson.
Johanson
Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!
kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."
Johanson
A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.
"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"
"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"
"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."
" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"
Johanson
A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult
cant believe you had Johanson last nite?