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What is Johansson?
Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.
A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.
Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.
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Johansson - what is it?
Young actress who has appeared in many critically acclaimed films, such as Lost in Translation and Match Point. She grew up in New York City and began acting at a very young age, and is now one of the most sought after ladies in Hollywood. And she's gorgeous.
Scarlett Johansson is the shit.
What does "Johansson" mean?
The definition of sexy. Nice lips, breasts, eyes, face and a very sexy monotone voice.
She's perfect.
Johansson - what does it mean?
One of the hottest things to ever walk this planet.
A: Whos that very hot woman over there.
B: O thats Scarlett Johansson
Johansson - meaning
The hot hippie chick who had sex for the enviromental organization Fuck for Forest on stage at a Cumshots concert in Norway.
Ah, Leona Johansson. I'd hit it, and I'd even be saving the rainforest!
Johansson - definition
Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).
"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"
Johansson - slang
The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.
Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)
Johansson
She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING
Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
Johansson
The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .
“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “
Johansson
Johansson is a very common surname for a very exentric person. Johansson´s are blond, bearded men that put the aww in awesome. Commonly Johansson´s have good self esteem, but they crack easily under the influence of a beautiful girl.
That viking has got the looks of a Johansson!