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What is Johannes?
Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
Look over there! That's probably a Johannes
Johannes - meme gif
Johannes - video
Johannes - what is it?
This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!
Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .
What does "Johannes" mean?
Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor
Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!
Johannes - what does it mean?
He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!
Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE
Johannes - meaning
-A Badass
-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter
-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
Johannes - definition
Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.
He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.
It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.
If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: dammit
Johannes - slang
Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:
"Oh my Johannes!"
Johannes
Cool guy who is definitely not writing this to get rid of all the bad definitions
Man johannes is a kbitch for writing this
Johannes
Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes christ our lord and saviour
Johannes
Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Johannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.
"Who's that?"
"My boyfriend, Johannes"
"Girl, marry him now."