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What is Jiffy Pop?
A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.
The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.
BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”
MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”
BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”
Jiffy Pop - video
Jiffy Pop - what is it?
young, slightly overweight female whose ass is destined to blossom to over two ax handles wide.
Cute in the face wide in the base, she is cursed with a jiffy pop ass.
What does "Jiffy Pop" mean?
A large teased up balloon-like hair style finished smooth with a several coats of hair spray. Maintenance requires wearing a plastic rain bonnet or flimsy nyson scarf for outdoor activities or driving, special neck support pillows to elevate one's head above the sleep surface for nighttime protection (see Sunday newspaper supplement), frequent hand smoothing and mirror cross-checks to confirm finish integrity and global symmetry, and regular Saturday morning salon makeovers.
We had great seats for the wedding until those two jiffy pops took the seats in front of us.
Not tonight--my jiffy pop might crack.
Jiffy Pop - what does it mean?
A particularly large, hairy bush, reminiscent of the old Jiffy-Pop popcorn which was heated on the stove. It was a foil pie pan with aluminum foil on top. Inside was popping corn and oil, and when put over flame, exploded into a metallic afro of sorts, filled with popcorn!
"Dude, look at the bulge in her slacks! I bet that motherfucker has a jiffy-pop!"
Jiffy Pop - meaning
(Verb) The act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the anus in rapid succession.
John was constipated ,but after eating at Chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping.
Jiffy Pop - definition
Getting your period at an extremely inconvenient time, then trying to be subtle while explaining it to a man who just isn’t getting it.
I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”
Jiffy Pop - slang
pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.
Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"
Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"
Junior: "Ah dang!"
Jiffy Pop
A large pubic bush on a woman. So big it makes her panties appear to rise, like Jiffy Pop Popcorn.
I thought she was fine till I saw that Jiffy Pop in her drawers.
Jiffy Pop
Abdul: I see they took Ilhan Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.
Bill: Yes, poor jiffy pop head.
Jiffy Pop
Jiffy Pop Pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. Popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. Popping.}
1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.
I Jiffy Popped this whore with a fresh ear a corn and grandma's homemade churn style butter. Add a little salt to make a Angry Seagull variation.