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What is Jason Bourned?When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is. My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her Jason Bourned - videoJason Bourned - what is it?Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife. Jesus Christ itβs Jason Bourne What does "Jason Bourned" mean?"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne..." Jason Bourned - what does it mean?A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X. Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday. Jason Bourned - meaningAs in to finish something of great importance, that is also very close to completion. Man1: I think we should take a quick break before we get to the halfway point. Jason Bourned - definitionJason Bourne is a kick ass former CIA op, until he got amnesia and lost ONE mission. After that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) Oh did i mention hes in three movies: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum.) His birth name is David Webb, the CIA named him Jason Bourne. His girlfriends name was Marie. He also killed alot of people Person 1- Do you know who the kick ass guy was in The Bourne Ultimatum? Jason Bourned - slangTo make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator. Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty." Jason BournedThe most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time. Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?" Jason BournedSee: badass Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine. Jason BournedThe act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague. βHey dude Iβll pick you up in 10 yeah?β |
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