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What is January 31?
The day where short people must do everything short people want!
January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.
January 31 - video
January 31 - what is it?
National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!
Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!
"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"
What does "January 31" mean?
The day women with the coziest pussy are born.
Devin: "what's your birthday?"
Emily: "January 31."
Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"
January 31 - what does it mean?
FUCK YEAH. If you have the birthday January 31st y’all are some funny ass people. I swear you guys don’t like talking to people but you play it off like you do. Kinda like y’all are crackheads but if wife y’all up tbh.
Random person: OH hi!
January 31st ppl: fuck man
January 31 - meaning
Idc who you are or if they ain’t feeling it, January 31 should be the day you get your shit together and wife them tf up
January 31 - definition
Utterly a peaceful butterfly, protect and guard the flowers and its friends.
You are such January 31, I can't stop adoring everything about you
January 31 - slang
Do something nice day or ask out your crush
I will give a shirt to someone on January 31
January 31
January 31 is is the day where the people with the most gorgeous eyes and hair is born.
She was born on January 31st. I mean look at her hair and eyes.
January 31
National Crackhead Day
Every crackhead must come together and do crack
Crackhead 1: Bro, it’s January 31.
Crackhead 2: You know what that means.
Crackheads 1 & 2: *whip out crack pipes*
January 31
A very strong and beautiful soul was born on this day. People who are born on this particular date are one of the reason why living becomes bearable, they can simply light up the room just by walking in, They’re very funny and pretty in and out.
“Your daughter was born January 31”