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What is Jack Off?
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Jack Off - video
Jack Off - what is it?
reason my right arm is much bigger than my left
Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
What does "Jack Off" mean?
What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.
- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..
Jack Off - what does it mean?
1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
Jack Off - meaning
Jack Off: When a male masturbates.
Fank is going to jack off in his room.
Jack Off - definition
1. What a man does when his penis erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic hard-on, stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the penis barfs up massive amounts of white-nut vomit in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass.
2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
Jack Off - slang
To masturbate.
Can also be used to unexpectedly shock people.
Grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she passed out, had a massive heart attack and died.
Jack Off
To masturbate; the stimulation of a male's penis until orgasm is achieved and ejaculation occurs.
Jill didn't want to have sex right now, so Jack decided to jack off.
Jack Off
to get off by rubbing your dick
I love to jack off to porn!
Jack Off
stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.