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What is JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?
the hottest pop star since that other hot popstar you can't remember (not michael jackson goddamnit.) He's so hot infact that he's accumalated a large mass of followers who hate on him because they cannot come to terms with their 'irrational', and 'sinful' feelings for him.
tool 1: i just had a dream about justin timberlake last night
tool 2: what happened?
tool 1: we were in a hot tub and..
tool 2: i'm pretty sure this means you hate him, i mean after all it's irrational to think you'd go gay for him right?
tool 1: yes....completely...yes. god i hate him! whata pozer!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - video
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - what is it?
To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success.
Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money
'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT!!'
What does "JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE" mean?
The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!
All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)
Justin = Jesus
person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?
person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - what does it mean?
A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.
"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - meaning
A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?!
That Justin Timberlake is hot, dude
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - definition
A hot and talented singer that people love to hate for no reason at all. He's not rude, ugly, or un-talented (like a lot of other celebrities,) but for some reason, people don't like talented people.
Girl #1: Oh my god, look there's Miley! I love her ugly smile, crappy songs, and all those porno pics that she does. Go Miley!
Girl #2: Oh my god, look there's Justin Timberlake! I hate his great smile, good looks, and incredible singing voice. Justin Sucks!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - slang
A Memphis-native hottie (who is also a platinum-selling artist, by the way) whom lonely, single women fantasize about having sex with every night.
Lonely girl #1: oh, i had a real erotic dream last night... we were in a pool, and I was sweating a lot...
Lonely girl #2: With Justin Timberlake?
Lonely girl #1: yeah, how did you know?
Lonely girl #2: I had a dream about him, too... Only we fucked in his king-sized bed, not his pool... (Looks at lonely girl #3) Where did you and him do it again? in his studio, was it?
{britney spears}
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
A well talented singer formally of N'Sync. After going solo, his debut album Justified peaked at #2 on the Billboard 200 and eventually went 3x platinum. His follow up album FutureSex/LoveSounds would spawn three #1 hits on the Hot Billboard 100.
Guy1: Hey did you see Justin Timberlake perform at the Grammys with T.I.?
Guy2: Yeah, they were amazing.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Talented singer, performer, actor, songwriter and producer. Considered living legend. Also, he is hot.
Person 1: Do you want to go to Justin Timberlake's concert?
Person 2: Yes, I would love to. He's so amazing.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
One of the hottest most talented singer/songwriter that there is! Talented, funny and gorgeous.
Hey isn't that one of the hottest guys in the planet Justin Timberlake?
Hell yeah it is!