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What is JONES'D?
The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being
Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up
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JONES'D - video
JONES'D - what is it?
When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.
Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.
Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd
What does "JONES'D" mean?
To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.
After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.
JONES'D - what does it mean?
To kill someone after they try acting cool.
Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.
Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!
JONES'D - meaning
Loosing at something really badly, in a video game, etc.
After loosing at the game, he got Jones'd!
JONES'D - definition
same as above
When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D
JONES'D - slang
This is when your get stomped on so bad, your legs invert, and your eyes bug out, like crickets and shit.
"Damn, did you see the kid after the fight? He looked all Jones'd and shit, god damn"
JONES'D
verb; jones'd
used in past tense
1.To have ones ass handed to one.
2.Embarresment in public
"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"
JONES'D
Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.
1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!
JONES'D
Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!