What is JIF?

Verb: To Bust a nut cum, spooge, finish, ejaculate.
Noun: Semen, cum, white gold, man juice.
Adjective: to define sexual stability.

That girl's got mad jif! She should give me a becky and i'll jif my super jif all over her face!

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JIF - meme gif

JIF - video

JIF - what is it?

bar hopping. The source of the word comes from Thank God It's Friday, or TGIFing, when shortened in speech becomes jiffing.

What do you want to do on Friday afternoon? Let's go jiffing!

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What does "JIF" mean?

Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!

-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?!
-Jif is not a word!
-Mmmm... JIF...

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JIF - what does it mean?

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.

"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)

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JIF - meaning

A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore

I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?

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JIF - definition

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".

As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"

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