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What is JAIRO?
A.
very intoxicated, often while partying heavily and acting beligerantly.
"I got way too jairo last night, i blacked out and broke that girl's mom's expensive ivory samurai sword"
JAIRO - meme gif
JAIRO - video
JAIRO - what is it?
theme song: so fresh and so clean
looks like a terrorist.
:)
(jairo walks into a silent airport)
Theme song plays
Guard 1: What should we do, he looks threatening...
Guard 2: He's almost to cool to arrest!
What does "JAIRO" mean?
uhm, me, obviously. Seeing how my name is Jairo?
Holy shit, My name is Jairo xD
JAIRO - what does it mean?
Extreme. That feeling you get when you're playing chicken with a steam locomotive. You stare it down as your heart pumps liquid courage through your veins. You feel weightless yet the ground you stand on sinks beneath your feet from the weight of how awesome you are. The train, a few feet from crashing into you, derails itself like the pussy it is and crashes off the side of a cliff.
I gave it to her Jairo style. She needed a hip replacement.
When I'm about to bang the hell out of a girl Jairo style, I bring crutches, a wheelchair and I set up a health insurance plan in her name. Girls think my Jairo ways are romantic.
JAIRO - meaning
I am close to a Jairo
JAIRO - definition
That robot is as strong as Jairo.
JAIRO - slang
Someone who laughs a lot, who is a good friend and jokes a lot.
Person 1: "hey you something on your shirt."
Person 2:"huh? What is it Jairo?"
Person 1:"ha, got you!"
JAIRO
To get your rightful delveries jacked out from underneath you because an old Columbian man with 'a family' who pretends like he doesn't understand english, doesn't have a single freakin moral and will rape you for your rightful tips every time you are not paying attention.
"I was going to take a triple, then I got Jairoed and was left to a single out to SE8."
JAIRO
Within a group conversation, the ridiculous act of repeating something that was literally just stated within the last few minutes. The person responsible for the Jairo is immediately scolded by the others by screaming “Jairo”, “Fucking Jairo”, or other variations.
Wads: “Did you guys see that Tribe game last night! Holy shit! That walk off Grand Slam was da bomb. He cold-searched that shit.”
Boner: “Yeah, I was up up til midnight watching that game.”
Pop-Tart: “Does anyone know who won the Tribe game last night?”
Boner: “JAIRO! You fucking moron.”
Pop-Tart: “What?”
JAIRO
A unique good looking guy that cares about his friends, is very emotional, quiet, and a creative thinker that's always outside the box. He's liked among a broad demographic and he doesn't realize it. He's always supportive and helps whenever he can. While liked, he's always targeted for blame because he is naive. People that have a Jairo in their life are lucky while he may think to himself that he's an everyday man and plain.
Person 1: "Do you know where Jairo is?"
Person 2: "Yeah I saw at the station, giving a homeless guy 3 dollars.
Person 1: "Man, Jairo is such a good guy!!!