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What is Pop-Tart?
2 definitions
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
Pop-Tart - meme gif
Pop-Tart - video
Pop-Tart - what is it?
1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
What does "Pop-Tart" mean?
"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."
Pop-Tart - what does it mean?
A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.
Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
Pop-Tart - meaning
Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!
The brown~sugar Pop~Tarts are my most favorite!
Pop-Tart - definition
Noun An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse
Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a pop-tart.
"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"
"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"
There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!
Pop-Tart - slang
One who acts stupid and/or dumb
Why are you acting like a pop-tart?
Pop-Tart
somebody that claims to be tough...hard on the outside and soft inside.
Don't worry about that guy, he's just a Pop-Tart
Pop-Tart
1. A female who will have sex with anyone to become more popular in their social network.
Origin of term:
Pop: Popular
Tart: a synonym for the word, "slut" or "whore"
Bob: dude, katie fucked the entire basketball team just to be mentioned at school.
Tom: sounds like the pop-tart i know.
Pop-Tart
(Alternatively called "Teenie boppers" or "Prostitots")
A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.
They Exhibit traits such as:
not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....
"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"
"She's a pop-tart alright"