Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Intelligence?

A number ranging from one to thirty-six, which dictates one's ability to fill in little circles in the correct pattern.

"I heard Carry made a thirty-five on her ACT"

"Yeah... too bad she's a dumb bitch."

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"So what'd you make on your ACT?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow. That's intelligence. You must be a genius."

"Yeah, sometimes I shit in my hand and smear it under my nostrils because I like the smell."

"Cool."

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Intelligence - what is it?

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.

There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.

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What does "Intelligence" mean?

Something you won't find on Urban Dictionary.

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.

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Intelligence - what does it mean?

Something the red spy has

A:INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
S:A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?!
A: PROTECT THE INTELLIGENCE

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Intelligence - meaning

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.

Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.

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Intelligence - definition

Something Humans do not have

Condor: man im almost extinct D: humans need intelligence!!!
White Rhino: Im sorry, humans just cant get it. :/

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Intelligence - slang

To a majority of this brainwashed generation, very hard to explain let alone actually realize. It has very little to do with how many proven "facts" have been "known" to "mankind". Intelligence, in my perception, is finding truth and spreading truth with love. Knowing it's is not solid, liquid, nor gas, but just part of one thing. That's it. One.

Intelligence is something anyone can discover, you just have to willingly shut your eyes and reopen them to a new realization.

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Intelligence

The balance of intuition and logic.

"This man has so much intelligence, he's like a fountain of knowledge"

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Intelligence

Knowing when to shut up.

Intelligence:

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man." - Matthew 15:11

You don't have to be a Christian to appreciate such wisdom. =)

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Intelligence

Something severely lacking on Urban Dictionary, for god sake at least know what you're talking about before you post a load of crap on here.

The eiffel tower was built by eskimos as a present for Jesus!11!! He then changed his name to Bob Dylan and formed an emo band!1!

No form of intelligence was used in the above statement, but you'll probably believe it because you read it on the internet.

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