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What is logic?
the answer and reason to everything
Friend 1:... and then the my character died. Like, seriously, I got shot in the foot!
Friend 2: Cause logic, duh.
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Logic - what is it?
(n.) 1. Forcing a cylindrical block through a square hole.
"I don't understand your logic!" "What do you mean? By collectively evaluating my facts, it's perfectly logical that Bill Clinton was a good president!"
What does "logic" mean?
definition of logic:
all men are mortal;
socrates is a man;
hence, socrates is mortal
Men x Mortality = Men
Socrates x Men = Socrates
Socrates x Mortality = Socrates
Logic - what does it mean?
Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
person 1: Is that a frog?
person 2: It looks like a frog.
person 1: Aha! So logically, it must be a frog.
(both): We're geniuses!!
Logic - meaning
a principle of reasoning created by humans to find some sense in the world; it is in fact nonexistent
Why is this? I ask. "Because it's logical," you say. But what is this thing called logic?
Logic - definition
1. The governing force by which the universe is supposed to operate, but doesn't really.
Non-operation is defined in the sense of a computer program having an error in its programming. Sense life has not crashed, we are forced to conclude that the universe operates.
An extremely logical person will attempt to relate every event, emotion, and idea into a universal truth and will probably devote the entirety of their life to this endeavor, possibly to the point of obsession. When they fail utterly they can only say that they did the most logical thing possible.
2. An excuse to ignore the emotions, logic, ability, or worth of others in order to do whatever the hell one wants.
Boy: Why do you say that?
Girl: Monkeys are invading the world.
Boy: Where?
Girl: Everywhere.
The boy looks around the room.
Boy: But I do not see any monkeys. If monkeys are invading the world everywhere then they should be here as well. Therefore I am forced to conclude that your statement is false unless you have some other information to show me otherwise.
Girl: Stop being so damn logical! It was a freaking joke, you damn bastard! I HATE YOU! #@$&%#&@$&%#@$&!!!
Logic - slang
A class usually only offered at college that deals with the analysis and appraisal of arguments. There are different systems of logic for different uses, including syllogistic logic (an ancient form of logic dealing with categories), propositional logic (dealing with statements dependence on each other), quantificational logic (a sort of combination of syllogistic and propositional), modal logic (dealing with necessity and possibility), deontic logic and imperative logic (dealing with "can," "should," "will," etc.) and belief logic (dealing with patterns of belief). Most of these systems can be combined with each other and I'm pretty sure there's Wikipedia articles about all of them if you want to know more. Some classes will also cover formalized ethics (building an ethical theory with these previous systems), metalogic (the study of the logical systems themselves) and various forms of reasoning and argumentation.
It is sometimes described as math without numbers, because you learn various formulas to calculate whether or not a statement is true or false in a particular context, but the only numbers you ever see are 0 for false and 1 for true. It is also possibly the worst college course about having people bitch about how hard it is when in reality it's one of the easiest courses you can take.
Imagine a kid with Down's Syndrome handing you a piece of paper with various statements relating to the same thing on it and asking you if they make sense together. If you could handle this, you can handle a logic course. If not, you probably need to take a logic course.
Logic
Something that makes mathematical sense.
Exact reasoning, or knowing what is true and how to know whether it is true.
The by-product of thinking without relying on emotions.
Simple logic: If the kid smokes weed and smoking weed will cause cancer, therefore the kid will get cancer. (even though that's open for debate).
There is no form of logic in a woman's method of thinking.
Logic
The idea of using simple steps to overcome obstacles, problems, situations; something a wise and intelligent person uses to avoid making things assumed or implied; knowing the correct thing over the fastest and easiest thing
Halo Forge game; March the 31st, 2013
P1: Why did you place all the spawns there? And that Coliseum Wall there?
P2: Sorry!
P1: You are stupid
P2: Bitch! Not knowing one thing does not make me stupid. You know I made it through 8 years of college.
P1: Damn. You're right. I should use logic.
P2 was very intelligent, and P1 forgot not knowing one damn thing does not make you stupid; he forgot to use logic!
Logic
Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.
"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."