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What is Condor?
Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.
How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.
It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous
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Condor - what is it?
to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.
What does "Condor" mean?
You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.
Condor - what does it mean?
A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!
The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.
Condor - meaning
A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.
"That girl is really hot"
"Dude, that's a total Condor"
Condor - definition
Somebodys mother who's really ugly and looks like a condor.
Can be adapted to anything ugly or uncool. Usually a "squawk" is followed in agreement
Docta Ghey: That girl is such a Condor
Mr Dude: SQUAWK!
Condor - slang
To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.
On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"
At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"
Condor
Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.
Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.
Condor
(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.
The Condor strikes again
Condor
Represents doing what you like; having a good time
"this is the year of the condor, we're just going to chill out all the time"