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What is Honkey Tonk?
A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.
(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)
' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'
Honkey Tonk - video
Honkey Tonk - what is it?
Strong women who defy the typical stereotype of being submissive to men and putting up with their oft-infidel ways.
It wasn't God who the made Honkey Tonk Angel. Too many times married men think they're still single And that's caused many a good girl to go wrong.
What does "Honkey Tonk" mean?
A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.
You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!
Honkey Tonk - what does it mean?
Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.
"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."
Honkey Tonk - meaning
the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.
"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."
Honkey Tonk - definition
a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style
when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.
Honkey Tonk - slang
rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked
Honkey Tonk
Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.
I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.
Honkey Tonk
Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.
"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.
Honkey Tonk
To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.
A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.