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What is Hoboken?
(noun)
1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me
Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
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Hoboken - what is it?
The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).
Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch
What does "Hoboken" mean?
1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.
Hoboken - what does it mean?
a place in new jersey
what i call people
"i hate you. you friggin hoboken..."
Hoboken - meaning
This asshat can be found in a Calculus classroom. He laughs at everything the teacher does and picks up chalk off the ground for them. He also tends to show up with a packed lunch at 9 am, then proceeds to eat his pudding. Usually wearing a trenchcoat, goofy hair, and glasses, he'll annoy the hell out of you with his clicking pen, unless of course, replaced by his three sharpened pencils.
On occasion of a test, he'll do the arm thrust towards the body accompanied by the "yes!", paralleling a d-bag.
Sometimes he'll be seen driving his rusty p.o.s., smeared thouoghly with roadkill.
Studious Student #1: Hey, what time is it?
Studious Student #2: Oh, it is promptly a quarter after nine.
Studious Student #1: Thanks a bunch.
Studious Student #2: By the way, did you see that asshat Hoboken?
Studious Student #1: As a matter of fact I did, later I have an appointment with his car involving unmentionable things. Hopefully his window is open!
Hoboken - definition
N.
A City/Town in NJ where people still speak in the "Jersey Accent". Full of Italians and birthplace of the Amazingly talented Frank Sinatra.
You can get a crazy good cannolifrom Hoboken if you know where to look
Hoboken - slang
Any woman who is a Slut, Whore, Bitch, Crackhead or just plain out fucked up in the head.
"Wow, that girl is a Hoboken"
"Did you see that Hoboken? She wanted to fuck both of us."
"That bitch is a Hoboken! She asked if I had any Crack."
Hoboken
Beautiful, little Hudson River waterfront town about one square mile big. Mix of old world brownstones from the late 1800's and modern doormen buildings with all the amenities. 90% of the town now works in Manhattan, so the average income is way above average. The old school Hobokenites are slowly being priced out. Lots to do on the waterfront now - great parks and amazing views. Bars and restaurants everywhere you shake a stick. The town gets rowdy after midnight, with young drunks everywhere. It used to be just about young drunks, but now families are sticking around longer. Its easy to get run over by a stroller, as they are everywhere.
Really great town for singles or families. Something to offer everyone. Everyone who makes a decent living, that is.
Parking is horrific and you have to be careful driving, with all the one way streets and potholes.
Every summer now, Hoboken brings in a huge music festival that attracts several thousand people.
Hoboken
a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!
Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!
Hoboken
A town in Jersey that is less than ten minutes from New York City. The birthplace of Frank Sinatra, Hoboken features beautiful housing at a fraction of the cost as it's much larger neighbor. The majority of Hoboken's residents are young professionals, sometimes referred as "yuppies."
Despite what the definition above says, very few, if any Hoboken residents speak with a "Jersey Accent" since the majority of it's residents are not originally from New Jersey.
What's that you said mister, you want to live in a beautiful community with a view of the New York City skyline? I recommend Hoboken!