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What is Teabagging?
What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .
Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.
Teabagging - meme gif
Teabagging - video
Teabagging - what is it?
A pejorative term used as an insult by Democrats against Libertarians and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, “progressives”, “liberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth.
Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite universities and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying global warming. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.
"I nearly suffocated after a fruitless attempt at teabagging in the men's room of the Tea Party convention." --A. Cooper.
What does "Teabagging" mean?
An act, obviously sexual in nature (and presumedly more commonly related to homosexual behavior), currently referring to activists against out-of-control taxation. The description of scrotum/mouth dipping is most enjoyable to the lesser minded of the liberal/CNN watching populace, who are subject matters in abherent behavior and homosexual practices. Apparently humorous to homosexuals and liberals.<---(same?)
Lib #1: Dude, I was teabagging Biff after our gay rights rally last night!!!
Lib #2: Gnarly! How'dja git past his dredlocks?!
Lib #1: uhhh-huh...He held them up!!!!
Teabagging - what does it mean?
What all the pea brain democrats do when they realize that Fox News coverage of the Tea Parties nationwide got FOX more viewers than CNN, CNN Healdine News, and MSNBC COMBINED !
That's C O M B I N E D folks ! ! !)
With Obama, Soros, Pelosi and Reid all heading into the tank,it's hard not to want to suck someone's balls! But, most liberals just suck cock. Obama's, that is.
I need to be teabagging Obama to get my mind off the fact that we Dems are losing big time to the Republicans.
Teabagging - meaning
To crouch up and down multiple times after killing someone in halo
this dude is teabagging me!
Teabagging - definition
The act of dipping a nutsack or two into another person's mouth in a repeated motion as if "milking" a teabag up and down into a cup of hot or warm water.
Refer to youtube video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfu9CeUbVqw
Man watching Joanna Krupa on TV: I would soooo like to be teabagging her right now...
Wife of Man watching Joanna Krupa on TV: say that out loud again and I'll teabag your nutsack in boiling water, bitch!
Teabagging - slang
n. (gerund):
1. A sexual act wherein a man inserts his scrotum into another person's mouth, imitative of the act of brewing tea. It may be done for erotic or mischievous reasons.
2. The act of protesting certain fiscal policies of the federal government, performed by conservative American citizens who do not understand just how out of touch they are with the nation's youth.
"Right there–middle of the page, FOX News. They're calling themselves 'teabaggers.' Did no one think of running a Google search beforehand?"
Be it a frat party or the National Mall, remember: teabagging impresses no one and will only lead to a bad taste in someone's mouth.
Teabagging
1) Culturally retarded conservazombie who realizes he's made a gay sex reference far too late, and attempts to change a slang term 10 years old by defacing the Internet.
2) The lowering of a man's scrotum into someone's mouth.
Who do these teabagging idiots think they are? Ingsoc?
Alex is a master of teabagging, and many of the local ladies have tasted of his scrotal flavors.
Teabagging
The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.
Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)
Teabagging
(Colloq., Canberra) Where you put the aircrews in the helicopters, you winch them down, they direct attack a spot, they mop it all up, we winch them back up into the aircraft, and we move them on to the next spot.
It's called teabagging, and there's going to be a lot of that going on this weekend.