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What is Ho down?
As a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in Louisiana passed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prostitution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. The loop-hole rested on the common practice of Cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of Hooker Pussy as a means to avoid cash tips for prostitutes. However, not all Cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. As a result, hosts for prostitution parties would commonly serve Shrimp with their Hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. As a result, parties where Hookers and Shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a Louisiana Ho-Down.
Boudreaux: “What say you tell that peace offer that makes him let you go after your brother’s Louisiana Ho-Down?”
Thibodeaux: “I say ‘my sisters a damn lier!!! Smell my breath’, he did and I’s gone frog jiggin.”
Cookiedeaux: “You call me a lier one more time and you’re gonna find your nads redder than a crawfish up a racoon’s ass !!”
Ho down - video
Ho down - what is it?
This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
What does "Ho down" mean?
oral intercourse given by a female to a male. (aka blowjob)
you know she gonna go down, when i tell that bitch ta ho down
Ho down - what does it mean?
When you smack yo bitch so hard dat she hits da floor, you gots a ho down.
A skanky cuban girl after hot austrian girl meets her. Skanky cuban girl will become a ho down.
"We got a ho down! I repeat, a HO DOWN. Requesting backup here!"
Ho down - meaning
When your favourite local slapper finally gets married, pregnant, dead and is past the point of necrophillia.
Look there goes Milly she just got married. Ho down man, Ho down.
I miss the smell of kweef in the pub. I cant believe mary tried to deep throat that cobra. Such a pitty, Ho down.
Ho down - definition
When two hot horny hoes starts fucking each other while dancing around and making out. Probably the hottest thing you'll ever see.
Horny Dude 1: Dude did you see Alison and Ilana doing the ho-down at the party last night?
Horny Dude 2: Totally man, it made me jack off so hard that my pants got soaked.
Horny Dude 1: Yeah I know, it made me want to do them so hard.
Ho down - slang
1. Decreasing in Ho attributes.
2. Becoming less of a Ho.
3. Think about yourself less and consider others feelings.
1. Ho-Down before you go to the interview and wear less red lip stick.
2. We need to Ho-Down and leave some cookie for everyone else.
Ho down
A large group of white people, usually southerners, who get together and sing and party for no reason whatsoever.
A bunch of honkies got together that night to have a ho-down until the sun came up.
Ho down
The dance performed by Ashlee Simpson after her infamous screwup at Saturday Night Live.
"Oops... I just got caught lipsynching. Let's dance!" *does ho down*
Ho down
Noun or Exclamation
1.) Ho down- A ho down is a ceremony in which drunken hicks run around clapping, yelling, sloshing hard liquor and banging the shit out of their siblings, all whilst listening to the shittiest type of country music
2.) Ho down- When a prostitute has been killed or injured to the point where they cannot stand nor move. Usually lying on a street corner, in an alleyway or on the bed of a SICKO!
1.) Jack and Jill were brother and sister. Jack and Jill decided to get drunk and dance a stupid jig at the ho down. The ho down resulted in the conception of their inbred child, Jilk.
2.) I still have nightmares about my time as a pimp in Toronto, losing hoes left and right. The calls of the other prostitutes "HO DOWN, OH SHIT MACKDADDY, WE HAVE ANOTHER HO DOWN!!!!!" still haunt my dreams.