Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Hitchhiker?

to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers

I don't need to hitchhike to get to the store.

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Hitchhiker - what is it?

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.

hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

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What does "Hitchhiker" mean?

The act of gaping a partner's rectum with the thumbs before sodomy, and thereby "looking down the dirt road for a ride."

With her strap on firmly in place, she started with a hitchhiker to loosen him up before the pegging proper began.

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Hitchhiker - what does it mean?

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

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Hitchhiker - meaning

Hitchhiker:

To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.

On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker

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Hitchhiker - definition

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

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Hitchhiker - slang

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

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Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

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Hitchhiker

One who knows where his or her towel is.

Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.

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Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

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