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What is Hilary Duff?
A big poser who thinks she's cool but really she's just a talentness singer and actress
Hilary duff sucks balls!
Hilary Duff - video
Hilary Duff - what is it?
A talent lacking blonde that can't sing for shit and can't act. Should have stayed on Lizzie McGuire where she actually had "fans."
Hilary: I'm like the new Teen Queen!
Teenybopper: EMAGAWD I LOVE YOU HILARY YOU'RE LIKE MY ROLE MODEL CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH AND SOME OF YOUR DANDRUFF???!?!?
Me: Shut up and die.
What does "Hilary Duff" mean?
Former teeny bopper, most comparable to Miley Cyrus. To understand Hilary Duff all you need to know is that, let's say, five years ago (2005-ish) she was effectively blonde Miley Cyrus. She sang, she acted - even juggled on request. She was a clean-cut Disney kid, with masses of family appeal. The way, Miley Cyrus broke onto our screens in 'Hannah Montana', Hilary Duff did so on 'Lizzie McGuire'. And you guessed it, she went onto pursue other projects - including countless high profile films, TV shows and albums. Boy, those were the days! Today however, that's all in the past. Over the late noughties she slid from much loved pop icon to washed up former child star (a little like Haley Joel Osment and Amanda Bynes). Now she spends her days...
Actually, come to think of it, I have no idea how she fills her time. She's reached such a sorry washed up state, that who knows? I'm sure she spends her days shopping and grabbing coffee (trying to convince everyone she's still 'it'). And that, my friends, is Hilary Duff in a nutshell. All we'll see of her now is the odd cameo TV appearance. Other than that, it'll seem like she's vanished off the face of the Earth! Never mind, Duff. It was good while it lasted!
Former Hilary Duff fan watching 'Hannah Montana': "This Miley Cyrus reminds me of somebody. But I just can't think, for the life of me, who!"
Hilary Duff - what does it mean?
A chunky prep with a fake voice and blonde hair, need I say more? The most overrated celebrity to ever walk the earth. Would be shit if Disney hadn't picked her up from the side of the road. Had the guts to wear converses in her "Why Not" music video.
Hilary Duff is a chain smoker.
Hilary Duff - meaning
name for a girl who can not sing or act with any ounce of talent. she needs to be shot.
"Gawd, you sound as horrible as Hilary Duff!"
Hilary Duff - definition
n.
1. A teenage pop star who can not act nor sing.
2. A girl who tends to say the word "like" every few seconds.
3. A girl whose album you should not buy nor watch her television show.
1. Hilary Duff's singing hurts my ears.
2. And then like omg like I like omg suck at like singing like ya.
3. Her television show blinded me.
Hilary Duff - slang
Someone with no talent but thinks she's everything...also someone who is worth 4 pages of insults
Hilary Duff can suck my imaginary cock
Hilary Duff
A talentless pop trend whore who lacks in looks and voice, yet is loved by many young female girls.
see:
slut
trendwhore
bitch
poser
talentless
My ears are bleeding, I wonder why...
Hilary Duff
(n)- blonde who lipsyncs (see New Year's Eve), "acts" (cough), feels that fighting with other actresses will make her feel better about herself (see Lindsey Lohan, Avril Lavigne), mama's girl (wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for her mother), famous for some unknown reason (still can't seem to figure it out); for all hilary lovers- if she's so "pretty" why does she wear ten pounds of makeup to cover up her obviously ugly face? oh yes- and why would everyone who hates hilary be jealous (some people really need to learn how to spell that word)? i can mouth words into a microphone! i can put on makeup! i should be famous!!!
If Hilary Duff is not stopped:
One day, all of the brainwashed ten year olds will unite with hilary as their leader. they will overthrow the president and all other forms of government. they will then proceed to have everyone listen to metamorphosis nonstop. this will result in deafness throughout the world. people will also have to watch lizzie mcguire for hours. this will result in loss of eyesight. the world as we know it will be destroyed!
Hilary Duff
A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.
(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!