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What is Teenybopper?
A tween (10-13 yrs old) or teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the human specie is often synonymous with fangirls as they are most often female. This does not mean that males are left out.
Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "skater" or "punk" group; "goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.
SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-underdeveloped genetalia
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-fangirl t-shirts
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress
REMEDY:
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
Any young person bouncing around consuming pixie stix and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall without parental supervision for the first time.
Any young person with a skateboard and a surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative adult heard them.
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Teenybopper - what is it?
n. Usually a young girl, almost a teenager, who follows fads without thinking for themselves. Very mindless and superficial. Seen wearing either "cute" shirts with "Angel," "Diva," "Hottie," etc. or anything else that is currently in fashion, such as the long-tunic with tights style going around now, which I think looks completely horrendous. (It also causes girls who are not "thin" enough to become anorexic since this season's style is extremely thin, as if there aren't enough anorexic people in the US and other places.) They are usually "popular" in school, unfortunately, and they do not convey what true beauty is. Teenyboppers are proof that Western civilization is failing, since they don't really amount to anything when they get older, either.
Teenybopper: lyK oMG i lyike lovooooovveeeee (insert any rich, snobby, does-not-contribute-anything-of-worth celebrity's name here) and i lyk want to have sex w himand lyyykk havve his babieszzzzzz !!!! lolLOLlolLOL ;P !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?
Teenybopper: 9.
Me: *dies*
What does "Teenybopper" mean?
Flat-chested 11 and 12 year olds that worship non-flat-chested rappers wives, wear make-up thicker than their IQs, and post self-taken pictures of 8 different angles of their face on MySpace.
"zOmg, liek, i ttly went ^ anofer traina bra syz dis yr!!!!!!1!" Said the Teenyboppers in unison.
Teenybopper - what does it mean?
a retard, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.
hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox
Teenybopper - meaning
1. A young teenage girl.
2. A teenager who follows the latest fads trends or craze, as in dress or music.
Your daughters a teenybopper.
We were teenyboppers.
Teenybopper - definition
A girl or boy between the ages of 12-17 who spend vast amounts of money on useless hypebeast clothes, their hangout spots are always at the mall and they carry backpacks with them. hypebeast crewnecks, cargo shorts, backpacks, long ass socks, and to complete the classic teenybopper outfit, accessories vary from flashy headphones that aren't even plugged into anything, to big ass nerd glasses. teenyboppers post their whole life on facebook/tumblr saying useless shit about their life & posting pictures of them with their friends in the mall carrying a ukulele in the apple store. they make posts about relationships, girls talking about guys being assholes, guys talking about how girls should be respected just to get pussy. so they're basically retards who overuse the word "swag" and plank on anything they see and crave for attention. :)
teenybopper girl girl: "danggg that guy got swag"
smart guy: he's a fucking teenybopper...
Teenybopper - slang
Screechy, 10-to-13-year-olds who think they are cool, but are largely immature and obnoxious. They wear tacky clothing a la walmart, hail from the suburbs, listen to trashy pop-music, and watch mainstream television (mainly Disney Channel and Teen Nick)
More advanced teenyboppers have fancy cellphones, carry cigarettes they stole from their mom -but never smoke them because they're pussies, and try to look cool by swearing in every sentence.
Generally try to act way cooler and older than they are, but don't realize that they are chubby little failures.
Teenyboppers most often grow up to be ugly, useless white-trash.
12-year-old: i love eminem so fucking much. did u get that shirt at ambercrombie? thats so cool we should like hang out
16-year-old: Friggin' teenybopper.
Teenybopper
A teenager aged 12 to 14 (approx.) that upholds a reputation society perceives as typical for their age or what their peers and friendship group expect of them. Often this involves; clothing, music artists, interests, hair and materialistic items. These people are generally of the female sex.
A teenybopper is a teen who feels the need to:
- Act older than their actual age
- Wear what is "so in right now"
- Keeping up to date with latest technology
"Did you see Regina George with that handbag? OMG I needa buy that handbag!"
Teenybopper
Any female the ages of 10-13 that is obsessed with boy bands or talentless Disney artists. In some cases, they 'love' an actually decent band or artist, but only because the lead singer is attractive. They wear dumb, flowery pink clothing, ugly blue jeans, and sketchers.
A conversation between a teenybopper and a non teenybopper about the band 'My Chemical Romance':
TB: OH-EM-GEE!! Don't you LOOOOVE MyChem?!?! Gerard is like, TOTALLY HAWWT
NonTB: yeah, they're cool. Gerard is kinda cute, I guess.
TB: Don't you wanna have his BABIES?!!?!?!?
NonTB: WTF?! O.O
TB: What?
NonTB: We're fucking THIRTEEN!
TB: soooooo??
NonTB: -_- He's married, too, ya know.
TB: I DON'T CARE! HE WILL BE MINE!!
NonTB: Um... OK, well, what's your favorite song by them? Mine's 'Helena'
TB: Who Cares? It's GERARD!
NonTB: Can you even name their albums?
TB: NO BUT IT'S GERARD.
NonTB: Please kill me now.
*NOTE, Non Teenyboppers in the age group are hard to find. If you happen to know one, God bless you, you lucky bastard.
Teenybopper
Usually pre-teen girls aged 9-14.
They can often be seen in excess amount of makeup on their face, black leggings, crop top, canvas shoes, and wear their socks over their leggings.
They are heard miles away either giggling or giving looks of disapproval at others.
Their main 'hangout' place is the mall and the cinemas in groups of three or four.
They are usually fans of Justin Bieber.
Person 1: Wow.. look at those teenyboppers over there.. they look like sluts for their age.. :|
Person 2: And their faces are covered in makeup but they look so young!
Person 1: Yeah, they look like such wannabes.