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What is record deal?
1. Something to be highly suspicious of
2. Something someone offers to a band in order to steal all their songs, their souls and their will to live and then proceed to make alot of money from it.
1:
Band Person: "Someone offered me a record deal today, I rock"
Band person's friend: "Dude, tear it up and burn it"
2:
Music Industry Guy: "Hey kids, you're gonna be rockstars.. if you sign here."
Innocent band: "Ooh, yes please. We'll be rich!"
Music Industry Guy: "Mwaahahahahaha! See you in HELL!"